i started reading a book my sis borrowed from the library. u can say the cover attracted me to read the book. haha. jk. it's really humorous but... i don't think i can enjoy all the humour of the book cuz my sis will be returning the book soon. F.Y.I: i'm not a fast reader. yea. i'm an amateur reader. so yea...
here's an excerpt from the book. btw, Prozac is Jaine's cat.:
"Jaine? What's going on in there?"
It was my neighbour Lance, shouting from his apartment. Due to our paper-thin walls and his Superman-quality hearing, Lance knows a lot of what goes on in my life. Of course, he could've been Helen Keller and still heard Prozac's ruckus.
"Oh, it's just Prozac. She's mad at me because I put her on a diet."
"Well, keep it down, will you? Some of us are trying to have sex in here."
"I'm so sorry, Lance. I had no idea you had anyone with you."
"Who said i had anyone with me?"
Oopsie. A little more information than I needed to know.
"Have fun," I said weakly.
it's not everyday u read something like that from a book. haha.
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